When I was pregnant, my toddler excitedly came to show Dad and I that he had shoved his bear under his sweatshirt.
“Look! I’m having a baby.”
Let’s see: My (significantly) prepubescent, male child is pretending to be pregnant with a bear.
My husband looks at me and says, “That’s wrong on so many levels, I wouldn’t even know where to start explaining it to him.”
So, in our typical parenting style, we just let him happily prance around, pregnant with a bear, until he got bored with it. Which took a whole minute and a half.
10 months ago