This time, from the mouth of our preschooler:
"My mom shops at Sloppy Joe's." [Er, Trader Joe's.]
"Mom that lady's eating fries with cows in 'em!" [McDonald's french fries. They contain beef fat.]
"Can you cuddle with me forever?"
"All right! They have a monkey bar in here!?" [Noticing the support bar in a handicap-accessible bathroom.]
"I want to go in an airplane. And I want it to be an airplane with a potty in it."
6 months ago