Mo and Daddy, chatting before bed.
Mo: Some kids today were eating dead meat, Dad.
Dad: Lots of people eat meat. That's their decision. It's OK.
Mo: Well, I called them a bunch of "dead meaters."
Dad: That's not a very nice thing to say.
..... Later ....
Dad: Let's practice some spelling words.
Dad: How about Mom?
Mo: Mom's easy!
Dad: [Laughing] Did you hear that, Mom? He says Mom's easy.
Me: Yes, I heard.
Mo: Why's that funny, Dad?
Dad: Ummm. You'll get it when you're older.
10 months ago